Irish studying In America.. Hi I am going to the University Of Arizona can someone please answer a few Q's?

YOU GOT THE BALL IN YOUR COURT BE COURTEOUS AND WATCH YOUR MANNERS WHEN YOU ARE DRINKING,DON'T CURSE BECAUSE WOMEN SEE THIS AND WILL FORMULATE AN OPINION ABOUT YOU! AND BE A GOOD STORYTELLER BECAUSE I AM FULL BLOOD IRISH ALL MY GRAND PARENTS CAME FROM IRELAND MY GRANDFATHER SPOKE GALEIC FLUENTLY,SORRY TO SAY I ONLY SPEAK ENGLISH,YOU WILL HAVE IT MADE JUST BE A DECENT PERSON TO YOUR FRIENDS!